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A father passing by his teenage
daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything
was neat and tidy.

Then he
saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:-

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving home.
I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.

I’ve been
finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet
him you’ll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle
clothes. But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Randy said that he
wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even
though Randy is much older than me (anyway,
42 isn’t so old these days, is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in the way of our
relationship, don’t you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It’s true he has other girlfriends as
well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many
more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be growing
it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don’t
worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit
so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO" (i.e. Please Turn Over).

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that’s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me
to come home.

I love you

Your loving daughter,
Rosie

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What a cute and smart girl! LOL
p/s: Thanks PX for sharing this story